No more cookies

Do you ever notice that when you are about to eat something you shouldn't for some reason you drop it, but more than that, it's like some invisible person is knocking it out of your hand? Well that happens to me quite often, in fact just the other day when I was really wanting to eat good. It made me wonder if angels are helping me on my efforts to eat right and knock things or sabotage it in some way so I can't. For instance, right now I am sitting at work and I only have 2 babies that are with their moms so I am slightly bored. I found some frozen cookies in the freezer and for the first time decided to try them and decided a minute would be good to cook them in the microwave. Well, when the smoke started coming out of the back, I knew I had over estimated the cooking time! I opened the door and great flumes of smoke piled out into our very closed in space of a break room toward the sprinklers of the fire alarms! Panicking that the sprinklers were going to start spraying me I started to fan the air with the door (to another closed in hallway)! Just then the dinging of the fire alarm through the whole hospital started, so I ran and asked someone what to do and they told me to call the operator, which I did and told her my story. So no code red to the nursery was announced, but it did take quite a while for the dinging to stop :( All the drs and nurses were laughing about it, I offered to be sent home, but here I am still bored, but embarrassed to go around where everyone is giving me dirty looks knowing I'm the cause of the whole department smelling like burnt cookies! So what do you think, did someone try to tell me something about eating cookies???